Archive | November 2012
B.C. Government announces 50% increase in Deficit [Roll out the barrels!]
Christy Clark still promises to balance the budget next year
Scientists find that Chimps also experience “mid-life-crisis”
Recent studies show that all Primates share “U-shaped” emotional life-pattern with humans
Climate-Change: “It Ain’t Easy Being Green!”
Environmentalists shocked by choice of oil-producing, desert nation of Qatar to host United Nations Climate-Change talks
Man Sails 2,500 miles from Turkey to U.K. to meet his love, but is deported
“The course of true love rarely runs smooth, sir!”
B.C. Liberals spend $ 15 million to advertise their pre-election jobs strategy
Strategy: trying to protect their own jobs
Black Friday: Christmas comes early?
- Pope Benedict claims in his new book that the date of Christ’s Birth was miscalculated.
Richmond residents object to stink from food-waste composting facility
“We can’t possibly compete with that!”
“Monet makes her World go ’round”
Imelda Marcos’ former personal secretary charged with selling stolen French Impressionist Art Masterpieces.
Nov. 22nd: St. Cecilia Day [patron saint of music]
St Cecilia: overseer of budget cuts, reduced subsides, slashed programs, funding moratoria, school Arts class eliminations, pirated intellectual property
Pelicans, blown off course by hurricane Sandy, flown home in private plane
“We appreciate the flight; but you call this a meal?!”
Hung, Drawn and Cultured 