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Liz Cheney: Drawing the red line.

Hounded out of office, ineligible for Foxe Book of Martyrs.

“Actually Muriel, I don’t care for Dvorak, his father was a butcher.”

The Scandinavian Cello School play for cows who apparently like classical music ( except for Dvorak).

The Auld Alliance. Scottish pet food company moves to France to avoid Brexit restrictions.

“Ca va?..Nae bad, yersel?..Pas mal..Can I trade yer a couple of croquettes de bois de cerfs for one of your croquettes de viande chevaline and a tour of your knapdarloch?”

“The Brits may not have mastered Bouillbaisse but they make a great ham sandwich……Merde!..Moutarde Anglaise.”

Border guards seize British truckers ham sandwiches due to new Brexit rules.

Season’s Greetings.

Hold a Masque this Christmas.

Out of the Pen.

Thanksgiving Presidential Pardons.