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When politicians fail, it’s up to the people.
Pumpkins patchy in UK. Due to poor weather, no fruit pickers and no truck drivers.(Who’d’ve thunk?)
Brits will return to the olden days and carve turnips.
Bangers and Bluster.
EU to make offer to end Sausage War, UK says the offer does not go far enough.
Old Blighty 80 years on. This was their leanest hour. Sir Short Supply.
Never was so little supplied to so many by so few. Sir Stafford Cripps.
Election ’21.
IT’S OVER!
Brexit; Fast food woes. No Drivers, no milk shakes, no chicken wings
“And no custard for the Remainer’s pies.”
Twice cooked. Slump in cookie sales and girl guide membership
” Fifteen million boxes unsold, you eat those cookies.”
Bangers and Bluster. Brexit Sausage Wars.
” Well, if they’re going to be thin skinned about our sausage, I’ll tell them their mustard doesn’t cut it.”
Frittata Cicada. Buon appetito.
Billions of Cicadas are emerging after 17 years and many of them are going into the pot.
“Actually Muriel, I don’t care for Dvorak, his father was a butcher.”
Hung, Drawn and Cultured 