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The Great politicalGate of Kyiv.
The Special Photo operations.
“What a load of Pollocks. Our fish and chips came wrapped in the Magna Carta.”
Andrey Isayev: ”Fish and chips is Russian. “(The Brits stole it.)
Political stomachs.
“Caviar will be in short supply, I suggest we rescind our ban on foie gras.”
The Queen’s Great Platinum Pudding Competition.
…and the finalists are…”Sticky-Tory-Pudding, Andrew’s”Call my Duff”, and “Staines Boris”.
Lacrimosa.Scientists develop the eye safe Allium.
‘Full of tears will be that day/When from ashes shall arise’/The altered onion cooks will say/And science will but merely surmise/The vanished pungence Leaves us fearless/Flavours gone but now we’re tearless.
….The sky IS falling…
…Turns out Chicken Little was right…..
COP Out
When politicians fail, it’s up to the people.
Pumpkins patchy in UK. Due to poor weather, no fruit pickers and no truck drivers.(Who’d’ve thunk?)
Brits will return to the olden days and carve turnips.
Bangers and Bluster.
EU to make offer to end Sausage War, UK says the offer does not go far enough.
Old Blighty 80 years on. This was their leanest hour. Sir Short Supply.
Hung, Drawn and Cultured 