” Well, if they’re going to be thin skinned about our sausage, I’ll tell them their mustard doesn’t cut it.”
The Scandinavian Cello School play for cows who apparently like classical music ( except for Dvorak).
“Ca va?..Nae bad, yersel?..Pas mal..Can I trade yer a couple of croquettes de bois de cerfs for one of your croquettes de viande chevaline and a tour of your knapdarloch?”
UK lockdown eases as Covid increases.
“Old MacDonald had a farm….”
Rees Mogg quip infuriates the Scots fishermen.
Border guards seize British truckers ham sandwiches due to new Brexit rules.
‘Ev’rything free and easy,Do as darn well pleasey.’