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Kwasi Kwarteng’s first budget. Rachel Reeves ( Opposition):” Who pays? this is a menu without prices.”……….

…..It’s a kwasi budget.

‘ As Pierre Poilievre lay musing in bed/ A sudden strange fancy came into his head./ I’ll lead the Conservatives and give Trudeau heck/ and risk people really wanting to wring my neck.’

* to the tune of Polly Oliver.

Liz Truss becomes UK’s new Prime Minister.

UK Trussed( and oven ready?)

Rishi Sunak and Liz Truss Face off for the Prime Minister’s office.

Haven,No safe Haven, When we’re out together sparring beak to beak.

UN. Secretary General, Antonio Guterres –

Ukraine: ” An absurd war.”

President Macron angers Ukraine by saying Russia must not be humiliated despite her historic mistake.

“For occupying %20 of Ukraine, here is your Teddy Bear.”

The Great politicalGate of Kyiv.

The Special Photo operations.

“What a load of Pollocks. Our fish and chips came wrapped in the Magna Carta.”

Andrey Isayev: ”Fish and chips is Russian. “(The Brits stole it.)

Political stomachs.

“Caviar will be in short supply, I suggest we rescind our ban on foie gras.”

The Queen’s Great Platinum Pudding Competition.

…and the finalists are…”Sticky-Tory-Pudding, Andrew’s”Call my Duff”, and “Staines Boris”.

Hung, Drawn and Cultured

Kwasi Kwarteng’s first budget. Rachel Reeves ( Opposition):” Who pays? this is a menu without prices.”……….

…..It’s a kwasi budget.

‘ As Pierre Poilievre lay musing in bed/ A sudden strange fancy came into his head./ I’ll lead the Conservatives and give Trudeau heck/ and risk people really wanting to wring my neck.’

* to the tune of Polly Oliver.

Liz Truss becomes UK’s new Prime Minister.

UK Trussed( and oven ready?)

Rishi Sunak and Liz Truss Face off for the Prime Minister’s office.

Haven,No safe Haven, When we’re out together sparring beak to beak.

UN. Secretary General, Antonio Guterres –

Ukraine: ” An absurd war.”

President Macron angers Ukraine by saying Russia must not be humiliated despite her historic mistake.

“For occupying %20 of Ukraine, here is your Teddy Bear.”

The Great politicalGate of Kyiv.

The Special Photo operations.

“What a load of Pollocks. Our fish and chips came wrapped in the Magna Carta.”

Andrey Isayev: ”Fish and chips is Russian. “(The Brits stole it.)

Political stomachs.

“Caviar will be in short supply, I suggest we rescind our ban on foie gras.”

The Queen’s Great Platinum Pudding Competition.

…and the finalists are…”Sticky-Tory-Pudding, Andrew’s”Call my Duff”, and “Staines Boris”.