Archive | January 2022

The Queen’s Great Platinum Pudding Competition.

…and the finalists are…”Sticky-Tory-Pudding, Andrew’s”Call my Duff”, and “Staines Boris”.

Canada to build Ammo factory in Ukraine.

…What could possibly go wrong…..?

Lacrimosa.Scientists develop the eye safe Allium.

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‘Full of tears will be that day/When from ashes shall arise’/The altered onion cooks will say/And science will but merely surmise/The vanished pungence Leaves us fearless/Flavours gone but now we’re tearless.

January 6. A year since the the assault on the Capital. Canada experiencing assault shortage.

Annus horribilis. Joe Biden reflects, Justin Trudeau deflects.