Archive | May 2020









Last surviving member of the Amadeus string quartet.
Gaining the National Trust, step by step.

Boris jogs around St.James’ park, then the private grounds of Lambeth and Buckingham Palace.
‘Yea. No empty house tax.’

Meng Wanzhou loses first round of her extradition hearing.
“Then there was only Heinrich Muller-Gestapo Muller they called him….”

Hitler’s Alligator dies’ who survived the Berlin bombing.
Dominic Cummings checks his moral compass before hitting the road.

UK.PM.’s top aide flaunts government lockdown rules.
“Let not mere insolvency achieve what the Puritons and two fires failed to do, Burbage.”

Corona global threatens Shakespeare’s theatre finances.
Roman games.

Roman leather mouse found.
“Travelling first class you don’t get bamboozled.”

Pandemics: Disruption in food supply gives Calgary zoo a black eye.
Pandas returned to China.
We have guns for all occasions.

Wolverine assault on Canadian banned assaults taken with a pinch assault.
Martin Lovett, Cellist. 1927 -April 29th.2020
