“On the road there stands a Linden tree……….that snowed it’s blossoms on to me..”
South Vancouver residents complain of the stinky sticky substance dropping off the Aphid ridden Linden trees.
“The kids are great.It’s those mothers in law…..”
Mormon leader Winston Blackmore found guilty of polygamy.25 wives (1 legal) plus 148 children.
Small guy,big stick.
North Korea successfully launches intercontinental ballistic missiles.
My father’s moustache.
The embalmed body complete with moustache of Salvador Dali was exhumed for DNA testing to settle a lawsuit by a woman claiming to be his daughter.
“Fake news,fake implants,fake sugar and now fake Modiglianis.”
Genoa museum shuts down exhibit which includes forgeries of Modigliani paintings.
A catalogue of social injustices.
Sears upper management receive retention bonuses,employees lose jobs,severance pay,benefits and pensions.
Papal Bull.When belief confronts science.
The Vatican refuses to go gluten free.What about sulphites?
Tie Wars.
British MP’s more concerned about Nexit than Brexit.
Hobby Lobby – Booty Duty.
Hobby Lobby agree to forfeit thousands of undocumented artifacts illegally shipped from Iraq and pay a hefty fine.
Washed up:”I didn’t get any sun today”he wailed.
NJ.Governor Chris Christie discovered on the beach he’d shut to the public.
Hung, Drawn and Cultured 