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Ennio Morricone,1928-6th July,2020.
Distinguished composer, particularly for movies.
“Dunno Mildred, dem’s bedroom eyes, not dinner.”
Cows’ Botswana paint job for protection against lions.
“Forget Brexit,Dominic, forget Coronavirus and the tanking economy- there’s a Marmite crisis.”
Marmite shortage in the UK.
‘Three little words.’
Wash your hands.
‘How do I shoot Thee? Let me count the ways.’ (Apologies to Elizabeth Barrett Browning.)
RCMP add 320 firearms to the 1500 weapons banned by the Government.
We have guns for all occasions.
Wolverine assault on Canadian banned assaults taken with a pinch assault.
“My Easter Dubonnet.”
“Here’s a health to all our medical workers.”
Algorithm creates 68 billion melodies out of 8 notes and are copyrighted to prevent litigations.
Good job they didn’t use 12 notes.
A show of hands.
