‘I’ll love Paris,in the meantime…’
The Liberal’s conditional approval of the Pacific NW.LNG project comes as the Earth passes a tipping point of 400 parts per million in atmospheric carbon dioxide.
Mud sports.
The least muddied wins.
“But heh Boss….they threw in the truck for that.”
Relocation.Relocation.Liberal aides repay ‘unreasonable’ expense claims for moving.
Hygge:[‘Hue-gah’] a Great Dane.
Hygge : The Danish word for enjoying life’s simple pleasures.
Big Birther.
Trump retreats from his claim that President Obama was born outside the U.S. and suggests that Hillary Clinton was first to start the rumour.
Black top/Black bottom.
Sartorial fight:Montreal cab drivers are required to wear long black pants but are fined for wearing black jeans.
Gary Johnson stumbles into a Leppo colony(Snow Leopard Gecko).
“What’s a Leppo?” asked the presidential hopeful when quizzed on the Syrian refugee crisis.
Saint Teresa of Kolkata.
Swift canonization ensures some of mother Teresa’s critics are still with us.
” Is this the Galaxy hot line?”
Samsung recalls it’s Note 7 flagship over explosive batteries.
” The Elephant’s not in the room.”
More Elephants are being killed than are being born.Populations are declining to the likelihood of extinction within a decade.
Hung, Drawn and Cultured 