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God save the Bling.
Throne Speech, Opening of Parliament.
“Cinders, the Ball is cancelled:There are more ugly people out there than your sisters.”
“Oh Buttons, they closed the show and never told me.”
BBC admits it faked 1924 broadcast of the cellist and the Nightingale.
The bird had flown to Berkeley Square.
The Party Party.
The spirits of Christmas past. Tories broke the rules.
Pumpkins patchy in UK. Due to poor weather, no fruit pickers and no truck drivers.(Who’d’ve thunk?)
Brits will return to the olden days and carve turnips.
Twice cooked. Slump in cookie sales and girl guide membership
” Fifteen million boxes unsold, you eat those cookies.”
“To boldly reclaim…….”
In Politics your name is your brand( CBC Commentator.)
Last Call.
No way to hold ’em, and no way to fold ’em.
PPOTUS.
“Hey, We’re the prime pooches of the United States but they won’t let us in.”
Haute Cuisine.
Hung, Drawn and Cultured 