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“Get Thee and thy lingerie to a Nunnery. Farewell.”

The Garrick club faces lawsuit to permit women to become members.

Britannia will never be slaves to the airwaves.

Rule Britannia will be played not sung at the BBC proms due to perceived racism in the lyrics.

‘How do I shoot Thee? Let me count the ways.’ (Apologies to Elizabeth Barrett Browning.)

RCMP add 320 firearms to the 1500 weapons banned by the Government.

“Bet you can’t cock a leg that high.”

Service dogs taken to see Billy Elliot.

‘All animals are equal but some are more equal than others.’

“Give me your tired, your poor…who can stand on their own feet…”

Goetterfunken : The tone deaf turn their backs on the stone deaf.

Nigel Farage and his Brexiteers refuse to acknowledge the EU anthem.