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It ain’t easy being Green ( for the second time).

Others with green thumbs think Elizabeth May should’nt try.

“One of us gets to inherit the entire mess.”

Remember, remember the 5th. of September.

A Princely Sum: Dumb free.

Prince Charles’ charity receives a donation of 1m. Euro’s notes in a suitcase.

Roe v. Wade.

U.S.A. : Land of the 50% free.

Lacrimosa.Scientists develop the eye safe Allium.

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‘Full of tears will be that day/When from ashes shall arise’/The altered onion cooks will say/And science will but merely surmise/The vanished pungence Leaves us fearless/Flavours gone but now we’re tearless.

“..Hey…I’m sweating!”

Ignoble Duke of York/He had 10 alibi’s/He brought them up to distract the court/Then hid down to evade the law/And when they were up they were up/And when shot down he was down/And when nearly there they said your alibi’s/Don’t hold Truth your lies to disguise.