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The Queen’s Great Platinum Pudding Competition.

…and the finalists are…”Sticky-Tory-Pudding, Andrew’s”Call my Duff”, and “Staines Boris”.

Canada to build Ammo factory in Ukraine.

…What could possibly go wrong…..?

Lacrimosa.Scientists develop the eye safe Allium.

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‘Full of tears will be that day/When from ashes shall arise’/The altered onion cooks will say/And science will but merely surmise/The vanished pungence Leaves us fearless/Flavours gone but now we’re tearless.

January 6. A year since the the assault on the Capital. Canada experiencing assault shortage.

Annus horribilis. Joe Biden reflects, Justin Trudeau deflects.

“..Hey…I’m sweating!”

Ignoble Duke of York/He had 10 alibi’s/He brought them up to distract the court/Then hid down to evade the law/And when they were up they were up/And when shot down he was down/And when nearly there they said your alibi’s/Don’t hold Truth your lies to disguise.

Manchin lets the side down.

…and disappoints a further 8 billion.

Brexeunt.

In Liz we Truss as Frost melts away.

The Party Party.

The spirits of Christmas past. Tories broke the rules.

….The sky IS falling…

…Turns out Chicken Little was right…..

Levelling up.

00……Walpole…Pitt…Peel…Disraeli…Gladstone Lloyd George…Churchill…