‘ I got it from my daddy’.
Things turn ugly at the Mister Ugly competition,Zimbabwe.
The coldest cut of all.
Maple Leaf foods,producer of millions of packs of cold cuts and hot dogs a year,lays off 400 employees.
e=mc2 is 100.
Einstein stumbles upon his theory of relativity while practising his Fsharp and Gflat major scales.
Maxed out.
Billionaire Liu Yiqian bought Modigliani’s “Reclining nude” on his American Express card for $170m.: enough flier points never to be earthbound again.
Robo kitties for seniors[ with replaceable mouse].
Hasbro introduces faux félines to comfort and entertain seniors.
” You guys go sniff out any fishy agendas.”
Three cats stray on stage to open the G20 meeting.
Why did the meleagris gallopavo ?
In order to minimize accidents,Castlegar has installed signs warning motorists of a wild Turkey flock crossing the road.Urban areas should consider following suit.
Cattes Lattes.
TOT,Toronto’s first cat cafe opens.
Sustained pedalling.
Davide Martello biked his grand piano to the Bataclan concert hall to play Lennon’s ‘Imagine’.
” Canada”!
Bienvenue au Canada.The Syrians are coming.
Hung, Drawn and Cultured 