Archive | July 2012

Carson: Peddling influence, and excess baggage

Bruce Carson, former aide to Canadian Prime minister Stephen Harper, charged with influence peddling. Carson had previous convictions for theft, forgery and fraud.

“Ewe-K” Olympic Opening Ceremony

“Just because you starred in the Summer Olympics Opening Ceremonies doesn’t mean you won’t end up as someone’s sweater in the Winter Olympics!”

London installs residential rooftop missiles as part of Olympic security

“chim, chim che-ree, ¬†on the rooftops of London, coo, what a sight!”

ABCs: D-

Abbott, B.C Education Minister, vows to make reading a top priority; appoints Dockendorf “Superintendent of Reading”, but fails to mention specifics or consult teachers.