Archive | July 2012

Carson: Peddling influence, and excess baggage

Bruce Carson, former aide to Canadian Prime minister Stephen Harper, charged with influence peddling. Carson had previous convictions for theft, forgery and fraud.

“Ewe-K” Olympic Opening Ceremony

“Just because you starred in the Summer Olympics Opening Ceremonies doesn’t mean you won’t end up as someone’s sweater in the Winter Olympics!”

London installs residential rooftop missiles as part of Olympic security

“chim, chim che-ree, ¬†on the rooftops of London, coo, what a sight!”

ABCs: D-

Abbott, B.C Education Minister, vows to make reading a top priority; appoints Dockendorf “Superintendent of Reading”, but fails to mention specifics or consult teachers.

Downward Mobility?

Hell’s Angels intend to relocate from White Rock to Surrey.
[White Rock, Black Angels]

Double-Double Duty? G.I. [Cup of] Joe

Canadian Military advertises job post for “coffee commando”: clerk who’s main duties are to “prepare coffee orders, set up commanding officer’s coffee and control coffee inventory and revenue “

British Bus drivers get lost taking American and Australian Athletes to the Olympic Village

Could this be part of Britain’s strategy to win the lion’s share of medals at the Games?