No need fellas. Assault weapons? No problem.
The Royal [ice] box: Prince Harry chills out in a giant freezer to prepare for his trek to the South Pole
“It’s not a Hijab, its a toothache”[The Parti Quebecois proposes banning all “ostentatious” religious symbols and face coverings from the workplace]
Russian film-makers remove gay references from Tchaikovsky bio-pic to avoid charges under Russia’s new gay propaganda ban laws.
American attempting to cross the Atlantic in a rowboat suspended from 400 helium balloons has to land in Newfoundland only 12 hours after take-off.
US Air National Guard accidentally drops inert bomb on Darlene’s Tavern in Sudlersville Maryland
“No Deal. This 36-year-old crate has more than 11 million miles on it”
Prince William has completed his military service as a search and rescue helicopter parent. Next up: Dad duty
“Pig!” “Cow!”In Australia a pig downs 18 beer and picks a fight with cow before passing out.
Stubbs the cat, Mayor of Talkeetna Alaska for the past 15 years, survives vicious dog attack.