“For Beer-hold, I bring you glad tidings!”
Many churches, including the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America, are endorsing Beer services such as”Beer and Hymns”,”Theology on Tap” and “Church-in-a-pub”, as a way to attract new members
Lulu Lemon Drops
Lululemon stock plunges after CEO Chip Wilson states that women’s large thighs “rubbing” rather than poor quality fabric is to blame for the premature wear and pilling of his yoga pants
The Grizzly Truth: Don’t stand up and be counted!
Scientists say that the B.C. Government vastly overestimates Grizzly bear numbers in order to justify trophy hunting.
Ron Ford sings a new tune, [Cockaigne]
A subdued Rob Ford apologized this morning after a new video surfaced showing him severely intoxicated swearing, ranting and threatening violence. [Cockaigne: an Overture by Elgar and a metaphor for gluttony and drunkenness]
Suffering from PMO?
Senator Pamela Wallin, suspended for expense claim fraud, claims the suspension was a “flawed process” a witch hunt engineered by the Prime Minister, and a “sad day for democracy”.
Guy Fawkes Day
“Remember, remember the fifth of November for gunpowder, treason and plot….”
Ryder takes a fall
Canadian cycling hero and Giro d-Italia winner Ryder Hesjedal admits to using performance enhancing drugs for a brief period 10 years ago
The ChangeLNG
Gordon Wilson, a former NDP MLA, now a Clark Liberal supporter, who has been sharply critical of liquid natural gas development, has been appointed by Premier Christy Clark to the plum position of LNG-Buy B.C. advocate
“Off with their heads!” says King Stephen
Prime minister Stephen Harper pressures conservative caucus to suspend Senators Brazeau, Wallin and Duffy in expense-claims-scandal.
Cracked!
Toronto Police Chief announces that they have the infamous video that allegedly shows Toronto Mayor Rob Ford smoking crack cocaine.
Hung, Drawn and Cultured 