Archive | December 2014

Apes ‘appy hour.

Man's predilection for alcohol originated in having to eat rotten fruit.['oriGin of the species].

Man’s predilection for alcohol originated in having to eat rotten fruit.[‘oriGin of the species].

Bandido the buffet won’t open till July.

Vancouver restaurants can't meet the cities' deadline of January 1st. to compost their food scraps .They need six month's grace.

Vancouver restaurants can’t meet the cities’ deadline of January 1st. to compost their food scraps .They need six month’s grace.

The Order of Opera

Irving Guttman,Opera director,Vancouver Opera,N.American opera,

Irving Guttman 1928-December 7th 2014. worked tirelessly for opera in N.America.

Bush:”Building the Keystone pipeline is a no brainer”.Poirot:”Exactement ,little grey cells”.

Gas companies are about to advertise the advocacy of two past presidents,Clinton and G.W.Bush.

Gas companies are about to advertise the advocacy of two past presidents,Clinton and G.W.Bush.

We forgot.

Veteran affairs review finds overseas war graves neglected.

Veteran affairs review finds overseas war graves neglected.

What if you do it improperly ?

Maggie Mckernan,editor for Ben Okri when he won the bad sex in fiction award,said "The award is fun,a bit undignified,just like sex,assuming you do it properly".

Maggie Mckernan,editor for Ben Okri when he won the bad sex in fiction award,said “The award is fun,a bit undignified,just like sex,assuming you do it properly”.

Snow job and the seven dwarfs

The M.P.'s said to be coveting the P.M.'s job[L-R]Raitt,Kenney,Alexander,Mckay,Clement,Moore,Rempel--miss-Led,Lemmie,Mouthey,Nosey,Lippy,Heavy,miss-File.

The M.P.’s said to be coveting the P.M.’s job[L-R]Raitt,Kenney,Alexander,Mckay,Clement,Moore,Rempel–miss-Led,Lemmie,Mouthey,Nosey,Lippy,Heavy,miss-File.

On the shelf.

"But mom it's due date is not till my birthday". [grocery chains repackaging meat]

“But mom it’s due date is not till my birthday”.
[grocery chains repackaging meat]

Consumatum est.

Black Friday is over for another year.

Black Friday is over for another year.