Archive | March 2016

The EU voting song.

'We will not pull together/Whether to stay or go/I say we stay for ever/Boris insists on no/'[old Etonians heading for a row.]

‘We will not pull together/Whether to stay or go/I say we stay for ever/Boris insists on no/'[old Etonians heading for a row.]

Discounted misshapen Produce creates the Ugly Cuisine movement.

Prix Fixe: Roaming snails [Escargots ta-ta],Confeet,Speech Slurry,Cuppagrappa.Bon appetit.

Prix Fixe: Roaming snails [Escargots ta-ta],Confeet,Speech Slurry,Cuppagrappa.Bon appetit.

‘Those EU bureaucrats would even deny us the right to eat cold toast.’

An EU ban on high powered toasters and kettles has been put on hold out of fear it would drive Britons towards Brexit.

An EU ban on high powered toasters and kettles has been put on hold out of fear it would drive Britons towards Brexit.

‘….Donaldo….Il Duce ..?’

Donald Trump unwisely quotes Benito Mussolini.

Donald Trump unwisely quotes Benito Mussolini.

Kim Jong Un and Donald Trump: ‘ We run them in,we run them in.’

' We're public guardians bold yet wary,and of ourselves we take good care……[the Gendarmes duet.]

‘ We’re public guardians bold yet wary,and of ourselves we take good care……[the Gendarmes duet.]