Archive | March 2017

Lawyer,lawyer pants on fire.

A faulty battery in an e-cigarette spontaneously combusted in the pocket of a lawyer arguing for his client in an arson case.The conflagration warmed up the usual glacial proceedings.

‘It doesn’t hafta be Nafta.’

US.cmmerce secretary Wilbur Ross says the first formal step in renegotiating NAFTA will take place within the next couple of weeks.

Animal crackers? [ the Law is not an Ass – it’s a Pig. ]

An act of compassion:by giving water to Pigs on their way to be slaughtered,Anita Krajnc,accused of mischeif has been dragged through the Courts.

” In the unlikely event of an emergency,adjust your headsets for the Lord’s prayer.”

What could possibly go wrong?Two Space tourists have paid a considerable deposit for a looped trip beyond the moon and back.SpaceX CEO,Elon Musk said”The moonshot will be entirely autonomous –unless something goes wrong.”

‘J.S. don’t phone home.’

Jeff Sessions recuses himself from any investigation into the Russian connection.

Jeff Sessions recuses himself from any investigation into the Russian connection.