Big Birther.
Trump retreats from his claim that President Obama was born outside the U.S. and suggests that Hillary Clinton was first to start the rumour.
Gary Johnson stumbles into a Leppo colony(Snow Leopard Gecko).
“What’s a Leppo?” asked the presidential hopeful when quizzed on the Syrian refugee crisis.
” The Elephant’s not in the room.”
More Elephants are being killed than are being born.Populations are declining to the likelihood of extinction within a decade.
” It isn’t the spices boy.It’s the self raising concrete.”
It is difficult to verify whether KFC secret recipe has been revealed.The recipe is locked in a digital safe and encased in two feet of concrete.
Quicksand;Birdbrain.
30 bystanders had to drag a French tourist out of a beach hole in which he had buried himself.
“Dressed to kill.”
Prof.Mark Collard thinks that inadequate clothing for the climate contributed to the extinction of the Neanderthals.
Cana-worms.
The Government continues to drag it’s feet implementing the Cohen commission recommendations to slow the free fall of Salmon stock.
The hollow tree now filled with gold.
Douglas Coupland’s new Golden Tree sculpture is an eye catcher for all Vancouver residents.
The naming of cats is a difficult matter….
Larry needs to change his name to Disraeli or Winston to beat off Palmerston and Gladstone for Top Cat in Downing street.
MEU…
At the end of the Brexit debacle,Larry is still Prime Mouser,resident at 10 Downing street.
