What if you do it improperly ?
Maggie Mckernan,editor for Ben Okri when he won the bad sex in fiction award,said “The award is fun,a bit undignified,just like sex,assuming you do it properly”.
On the shelf.
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“But mom it’s due date is not till my birthday”.
[grocery chains repackaging meat]
O.M.G.We are running out of chocolate.
Due to disease,drought and displacements,the demand for cacao will exceed demand over the next two decades.
“Stephen,you have Witchetty grub breath.”
Stephen Harper,visiting New Zealand,learns to rub noses with the Maori’s.
“My friend,you are about to experience these awful things around your little neck”
The city of Nanaimo considers cat licensing.
NPDA party
Sylvia Gung,a Burnaby mayoral candidate says,if voted into office she would ban public displays of affection because they spur acts of violence.
Que paso?
Nigel,an english speaking parrot missing for four years,is returned speaking spanish to his original owner.
“I ordered chipirones–tiny squid.”
Fish fraud ; stores and restaurants routinely substitute cheaper fish for more expensive and desirable ones.
Stephen Harper: Waiting for his ship to come in
“Those ships must be here someplace”. Canadian Prime Minister Harper’s Arctic Sovereignty Strategy seems entirely dependent on finding The lost ships of the Franklin Expedition.
Winnie the Pooh: “Now We Are 100”!
Winnie the Pooh turns 100 August 24th. “Don’t worry Piglet. Christopher Robin is going to bomb the crap out of that Heffalump”
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