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Bandido the buffet won’t open till July.

Vancouver restaurants can't meet the cities' deadline of January 1st. to compost their food scraps .They need six month's grace.

Vancouver restaurants can’t meet the cities’ deadline of January 1st. to compost their food scraps .They need six month’s grace.

What if you do it improperly ?

Maggie Mckernan,editor for Ben Okri when he won the bad sex in fiction award,said "The award is fun,a bit undignified,just like sex,assuming you do it properly".

Maggie Mckernan,editor for Ben Okri when he won the bad sex in fiction award,said “The award is fun,a bit undignified,just like sex,assuming you do it properly”.

On the shelf.

"But mom it's due date is not till my birthday". [grocery chains repackaging meat]

“But mom it’s due date is not till my birthday”.
[grocery chains repackaging meat]

O.M.G.We are running out of chocolate.

Due to disease,drought and displacements,the demand for cacao will exceed exponentially over the next two decades.

Due to disease,drought and displacements,the demand for cacao will exceed demand over the next two decades.

“Stephen,you have Witchetty grub breath.”

Stephen Harper,visiting New Zealand,learns to rub noses with the Maori's.

Stephen Harper,visiting New Zealand,learns to rub noses with the Maori’s.

NPDA party

Sylvia Gung,a Burnaby mayoral candidate says,if voted into office she would ban public displays of affection because they spur acts of violence.

Sylvia Gung,a Burnaby mayoral candidate says,if voted into office she would ban public displays of affection because they spur acts of violence.

Que paso?

Nigel,an english speaking parrot missing for four years,is returned speaking spanish to his original owner.

Nigel,an english speaking parrot missing for four years,is returned speaking spanish to his original owner.

“I ordered chipirones–tiny squid.”

Fish fraud ; stores and restaurants routinely substitute cheaper fish for more expensive and desirable ones.                       q

Fish fraud ; stores and restaurants routinely substitute cheaper fish for more expensive and desirable ones.