Emperor Penguin?
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The Royal [ice] box: Prince Harry chills out in a giant freezer to prepare for his trek to the South Pole
Drunken Boar
“Pig!” “Cow!”
In Australia a pig downs 18 beer and picks a fight with cow before passing out.
Chains of Office
Stubbs the cat, Mayor of Talkeetna Alaska for the past 15 years, survives vicious dog attack.
Primate Colors
US Laboratory Chimp wins $10,000 grand prize for painting created with his tongue
Pipeline Hearing participants restricted
“Sorry, you can’t go in”
Environmental groups mount legal challenge to Canadian Government’s legislation limiting participation into the Kinder Morgan Pipeline project hearings.
New species of mammal, Olinguito, “discovered”
“But I’ve always known I was here!”
When pigs fly [first class]
“JetSet Vets” provides a private jet and veterinarian escort for rich customers willing to pay up to $12,000 per hour to travel with their pampered pets.
Bull-shift
Matadors, displaced by European economic crisis and mounting ethical opposition, travel to South America to seek fame and fortune.
Giant App?
PlayMobility, after issuing a call-out for video footage for its “Legend Tracker” App, posted videos on YouTube purporting to show “Bigfoot” being observed by a group of Chinese tourists; but many denounce the video as a hoax or clever marketing ploy.
Requiem for the Glaciers
“I know its a Requiem, but I didn’t hear any shots.”
Orchestra and Chorus perform Paul Walde’s Requiem at Farnham Glacier in the Kootenays to draw attention to the world’s disappearing Glaciers
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