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The last Yahu?
Benjamin Netanyahu ousted as Prime Minister by Coalition.
The scourge of crises past.
Dominic Cummings spills the beans.
Liz Cheney: Drawing the red line.
Hounded out of office, ineligible for Foxe Book of Martyrs.
“Actually Muriel, I don’t care for Dvorak, his father was a butcher.”
The Scandinavian Cello School play for cows who apparently like classical music ( except for Dvorak).
The Auld Alliance. Scottish pet food company moves to France to avoid Brexit restrictions.
“Ca va?..Nae bad, yersel?..Pas mal..Can I trade yer a couple of croquettes de bois de cerfs for one of your croquettes de viande chevaline and a tour of your knapdarloch?”
Boris:”Cautiously but irreversibly I’m going to the pub for a pint of Beer. Nothing in the data dissuades me.”
UK lockdown eases as Covid increases.
‘Horseshit, Boris.’ The Elgin marbles were not for the Turks to give away.
Johnson: The marbles are legally ours.
“Okay Boss….No drugs for me, no kidnapping for you…..”
Doubtful,Dubiety,Dubious – Dubai.
Yap App: Evaluating the emotional wellbeing of farm animals.
“Old MacDonald had a farm….”
“The Brits may not have mastered Bouillbaisse but they make a great ham sandwich……Merde!..Moutarde Anglaise.”
