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How Tweet it isn’t

Fake Associated Press tweet of fictitious White House explosions causes Dow Jones to plunge 150 points.

Fake Associated Press tweet of fictitious White House explosions causes Dow Jones to plunge 150 points.

Prince Harry “races” to the South Pole

"I don't understand why these Corgis can't keep up!" [Harry joins 'Walking With The Wounded'  335-K South Pole Allied  Challenge]

“I don’t understand why these Corgis can’t keep up!”
[Harry joins ‘Walking With The Wounded’ 335-K South Pole Allied Challenge]

Velociraptor returns to Vancouver Island

Back from extinction! Stolen dinosaur lawn ornament is returned to owner. [reference to Vancouver's 420 pro-pot protest purely coincidental.]

Back from extinction! Stolen dinosaur lawn-ornament sculpture is returned to owner. [reference to Vancouver’s 4/20 pro-pot protest purely coincidental.]

Moose caught grazing in Safeway

Shoppers in Smithers BC were shocked to find a moose munching in the produce section.

Shoppers in Smithers BC were shocked to find a moose munching in the produce section.

Dubai police add $400,000 Lamborghini to fleet

"Sure it has 700 horse-power, but how many camel-power?"

“Take a shufti. Sure it has 700 horse-power, but how much camel-power?”

RBC Scandal: Royal Bank Calcutta?

Canadians furious as hugely profitable Royal Bank fires Canadian workers and outsources tech jobs to India. Unions threaten to withdraw pensions.

Canadians furious as hugely profitable Royal Bank fires Canadian tech workers and hires “temporary foreign workers” from India to replace them.

Studies show meat is bad for brain health

"We're in clover. Veggies are the future! No more baconaters."

“We’re in clover. Veggies are the secret to good health! [No more baconators].”

Harper “Padaring” to China

Internal memo shows that Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper acquiesced to China's demand that he announce in person that 2 Giant Pandas will be loaned to Canada; [which will cost Canadian zoos $10 million over the next 10 years]

Internal memo shows that Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper acquiesced to China’s demand that he announce, in person, that 2 Giant Pandas will be loaned to Canada; [which will cost Canadian zoos $10 million over the next 10 years]

Canadian Govt. Muzzles scientists

Canadian Information Commissioner investigates Harper Conservative Government's refusing public access to tax-funded scientific research.

Canadian Information Commissioner investigates Harper Conservative Government’s refusing public access to tax-funded scientific research.

“King of Cat-Burglars” reaches end of 9 lives

Britain's Peter Scott, who targeted the rich and famous, dies at age 82

Britain’s Peter Scott, who targeted the rich and famous, dies at age 82