Transit police leave explosives on Boeing 767 after training bomb-sniffing dogs. In related news: Boeing “Dreamliner” fleet grounded after batteries catch fire.
Government relents after Conservation Officers remove hand-raised deer from Ucluelet woman’s home.
The Sleeping Dragon, China, finally admits it is choking on its own pollution
Tagged male Killer Whale being tracked by scientists, races south to San Francisco, only to immediately reverse course.
Federal Government closes Coast Guard Station, replaces it with 2 summer students and an inflatable boat
“The Defence does NOT rest!”
Maryland: maximum security inmates train service dogs for the disabled. [“Fetch the keys”]
Genetically modified Salmon, reared in Panama, contains Ocean Pout genes which allow it to grow twice as fast.
Wisconsin pet, Cluck-Cluck, is now “Chicken Big” {“The House is Burning!”}