Blind mice see after New York scientists crack retinal code
“Just because you starred in the Summer Olympics Opening Ceremonies doesn’t mean you won’t end up as someone’s sweater in the Winter Olympics!”
“A poodle a day keeps the Dr. away”
Bull gores 2 British, 1 American during “Running of the Bulls” in Pamplona Spain
“Summertime, and the livin’ is easy; come the Winter, we’ll be soup for the queasy.”
Republicans demand deportation of illegal alien, Democrats concerned if marsupial has health insurance.
The last of his species: Giant Galapagos Tortoise, “Lonesome George”, dies at age 100.