“Getting beat at your own game Cap’n.”
Captain Morgan rum is the preferred booty of Nova Scotia liquor thieves.
‘It may be the year of the Rooster but there’s little to crow about.’
A severe outbreak of Avian flu necessitates South Korea culling 26 million birds.
Quicksand;Birdbrain.
30 bystanders had to drag a French tourist out of a beach hole in which he had buried himself.
Flying maternity class.
Birth tourism is on the rise.Babies born to non residents in Canada gain automatic citizenship.
“That’s a stressed Parrot-it’s concerned about it’s OAS.” “Nah,it’s just molting.”
The World Parrot refuge at Coombs BC has to give away 600 exotic birds by August 1.
Bluegrouse.
Canmore,Alberta.Hikers attacked by angry Blue Grouse.
Cockney feral Parakeets rattle Londoners.
“I’ll audition,but only after a couple of Vera Lynn’s.I can only tackle the Joanna when I’m Brahms and Liszt ‘cos I’ve got a bad case of Chalfont St.Giles.”
Why did the meleagris gallopavo ?
In order to minimize accidents,Castlegar has installed signs warning motorists of a wild Turkey flock crossing the road.Urban areas should consider following suit.
“…..Now,my recipe for chicken tweet.”
Chicken run; restaurant trains Betty the chicken to run it’s twitter account.
Shoot the messenger.
Tony Turner,Environment Canada specialist in bird migrations gets winged after singing protest song.
Hung, Drawn and Cultured 