Canmore,Alberta.Hikers attacked by angry Blue Grouse.
“I’ll audition,but only after a couple of Vera Lynn’s.I can only tackle the Joanna when I’m Brahms and Liszt ‘cos I’ve got a bad case of Chalfont St.Giles.”
In order to minimize accidents,Castlegar has installed signs warning motorists of a wild Turkey flock crossing the road.Urban areas should consider following suit.
Chicken run; restaurant trains Betty the chicken to run it’s twitter account.
Tony Turner,Environment Canada specialist in bird migrations gets winged after singing protest song.
Vancouver airport uses predatory birds to keep the runway safe from migratory birds [and Drones…..].
Concert pianist Paul Lewis had to cancel his performance of Mozart and Schumann concerto’s after being attacked by a seagull. Chaiko= seagull [Russian.]
Italian scientists have demonstrated that chicks can add[to at least 6] and subtract.
Avian flu hits the Fraser valley farms.
Nigel,an english speaking parrot missing for four years,is returned speaking spanish to his original owner.
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