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Bluegrouse.

Canmore,Alberta.Hikers attacked by angry Blue Grouse.

Canmore,Alberta.Hikers attacked by angry Blue Grouse.

Cockney feral Parakeets rattle Londoners.

"I'll audition,but only after a couple of Vera Lynn's.I can only tackle the Joanna when I'm Brahms and Liszt 'cos I've got a bad case of Chalfont St.Giles."

“I’ll audition,but only after a couple of Vera Lynn’s.I can only tackle the Joanna when I’m Brahms and Liszt ‘cos I’ve got a bad case of Chalfont St.Giles.”

Why did the meleagris gallopavo ?

In order to minimize accidents,Castlegar has installed signs warning motorists of a wild Turkey flock crossing the road.Urban areas should consider following suit.

In order to minimize accidents,Castlegar has installed signs warning motorists of a wild Turkey flock crossing the road.Urban areas should consider following suit.

Shoot the messenger.

Tony Turner,Environment Canada specialist in bird migrations gets winged after singing protest song.

Tony Turner,Environment Canada specialist in bird migrations gets winged after singing protest song.

The Eagle has landed.

Vancouver airport uses predatory birds to keep the runway safe from migratory birds [and Drones…..].

Vancouver airport uses predatory birds to keep the runway safe from migratory birds [and Drones…..].

“Chaiko,not Schumann,Chaiko !”

Concert pianist Paul Lewis had to cancel his performance of Mozart and Schumann concerto's after being attacked by a seagull. Chaiko=  seagull [Russian.]

Concert pianist Paul Lewis had to cancel his performance of Mozart and Schumann concerto’s after being attacked by a seagull. Chaiko= seagull [Russian.]

“Don’t hatch your chickens till you count”.

Italian scientists have  demonstrated that chicks can add[to at least 6] and subtract.

Italian scientists have demonstrated that chicks can add[to at least 6] and subtract.

Que paso?

Nigel,an english speaking parrot missing for four years,is returned speaking spanish to his original owner.

Nigel,an english speaking parrot missing for four years,is returned speaking spanish to his original owner.