“WAIT….we have a policy on procrastination.”
The BC. Liberals continue to study the Vancouver housing crisis while prices rise exponentially.
“Son,there’s more food value in this one little bar than that whole can of garbage.”
A Bear broke into a car parked in North Vancouver to steal a box of protein bars.
” Okay…..Okaay….”[Those who shout the loudest,prevail.]
Catherine McKenna,minister of the environment saves habitat for the Western Chorus Tree Frog.
Ron de Kant 1931-June 22,2016.
Ron de Kant was principal clarinet in the VSO 1965-1980 and a significant contributor to Vancouver musical life during that time.
“That’s a stressed Parrot-it’s concerned about it’s OAS.” “Nah,it’s just molting.”
The World Parrot refuge at Coombs BC has to give away 600 exotic birds by August 1.
“Will the dust never settle?”
Senators complain of noise and dust during renovations on Parliament Hill.
Distracted driver.
A letter writer complained that listening to Rex Murphy’s strong opinions delivered in convoluted english caused her to drive into the ditch.
Reclaiming the high ground after mining a moral hole.
Gordon Wilson,Premier Christie Clark’s advocate for LNG,says BC has a ‘moral obligation’ to prevent many Chinese from choking on coal pollutants,by selling them LNG.
“Mind you unbend them teaspoons before putting ’em back in the drawer.”
Receiving criticism for ‘unethical institutional support for medical quackery’,UofA has cancelled it’s lecture ‘Spoonbending and the power of the mind’.
‘So okay,we sniffed some marijuana butts……but we didn’t inhale.’
A dog,examined by the vet was apparently stoned from eating marijuana butts left by campers.
Hung, Drawn and Cultured 