“At least the busses are still running. Hop in.”
![9 year old boy steals bus and goes on a joyride. [Skytrain breaks down for the third time.]](https://hungdrawnandcultured.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/1502201414092014.jpg)
9 year old boy steals bus and goes on a joyride. [Skytrain breaks down for the third time.]
“Bagman”
Hitman for the notorious United Nations Gang worked as a garbage collector.
Stephen Harper: Waiting for his ship to come in
“Those ships must be here someplace”. Canadian Prime Minister Harper’s Arctic Sovereignty Strategy seems entirely dependent on finding The lost ships of the Franklin Expedition.
In”Vince”able Ready
Mediator Vince Ready has stated that he is willing to referee the return match of Iker vs Fassbender, [BC teachers’ strike].
Stephen Harper’s Northern “Exploits”
Canadian Prime Minister Harper, off on another photo-op-rich tour of the far north, stated in a speech: “The North is a great treasure-house and its resources must be, er, utilized.”
The “Ties” that bind
Though negotiations continue between CP Rail and the City of Vancouver over the sale of the Arbutus rail corridor, CP moved in with bulldozers to clear community gardens that have grown for years along the unused route.
Bench-pressed!
Some metro-Vancouver cities are considering banning “In Memorium” park benches after citizens complained that the proliferation of these memorials created a “cemetery-like” environment in parks.
July [s]no Jobs
Statistics Canada has admitted that its July Jobs report contained major errors. The survey showed a mere 200 jobs were created rather than the 20,000 predicted.
Polley want a Christy
“The silt Polley aftermath: accusers head to head,
The blame game is all about what politicians said”
“Once more with Feline!”
![A Feline Documentary is looking for pet cats with "adventurous and unusual characters". [which would be everyone's pet cat!]](https://hungdrawnandcultured.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/1502201413082014_3.jpg)
The CBC is looking for pet cats with “adventurous and unusual characters”,[which would be everyone’s pet cat!], to star in its Feline Documentary: “The Lion in Your Living-room”.
