Pole-cats?
![Bite TV holds auditions for a new reality show, "Battle Cats" in which cats, ["cathletes"] will compete in pole-dancing ,wall-climbing, balance beam and laser ring. [The winner receives a "cat-ass-trophy"]](https://hungdrawnandcultured.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/26112013.jpg)
Bite TV holds auditions for a new reality show, “Battle Cats” in which cats, [“cathletes”] will compete in pole-dancing ,wall-climbing, balance beam and laser ring. [The winner receives a “cat-ass-trophy”]
Chains of Office
Stubbs the cat, Mayor of Talkeetna Alaska for the past 15 years, survives vicious dog attack.
Roaming Charges for Cat Burglar
A cat was apprehended while smuggling two cell phones and two adapters into a Russian prison. [Giving new meaning to the term “cat calls”]
“King of Cat-Burglars” reaches end of 9 lives
Britain’s Peter Scott, who targeted the rich and famous, dies at age 82
Monopoly Game adds new token!
But how will the Scottie Dog react to the new Cat on the block?
Larry caught the mouse, [if not the mole].
British Prime Minister David Cameron’s cat, “Larry”, catches first mouse at 10 Downing Street. At least some security staff are doing their job.
Honda’s robotic lawnmower “Miimo” to go on sale in Europe next year
“..and on that farm they had some ‘bots, Mi-i, Mi-i-mo”
Putin takes personal revenge on Pussy Riot
3 young women from Punk Rock “Pussy Riot” sentenced to 2 years hard labour for anti-Putin protest performance
Latest studies show that children who live with dogs and cats are sick less often
“A poodle a day keeps the Dr. away”
North Vancouver may allow backyard chickens
"Psst..Our Neighbours are planning to raise chickens!"
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