Criminal Record check?
No need fellas. Assault weapons? No problem.
Emperor Penguin?
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The Royal [ice] box: Prince Harry chills out in a giant freezer to prepare for his trek to the South Pole
“Down!”
American attempting to cross the Atlantic in a rowboat suspended from 400 helium balloons has to land in Newfoundland only 12 hours after take-off.
Getting “bombed” at Darlene’s
US Air National Guard accidentally drops inert bomb on Darlene’s Tavern in Sudlersville Maryland
Voyager 1 leaves the solar system
“No Deal. This 36-year-old crate has more than 11 million miles on it”
Prince William a “Helicopter parent” no more
Prince William has completed his military service as a search and rescue helicopter parent. Next up: Dad duty
Drunken Boar
“Pig!” “Cow!”
In Australia a pig downs 18 beer and picks a fight with cow before passing out.
Chains of Office
Stubbs the cat, Mayor of Talkeetna Alaska for the past 15 years, survives vicious dog attack.
Going Dutch
Royal Dutch Shell faces claims of more than $150 million from local communities affected by 2 oil spills. Shell maintains that the communities are exaggerating the number of people affected.
Towering Inferno?
Intense glare from a London glass skyscraper, known as the “Walkie-Talkie”, melts a parked Jaguar and sets fire to barbershop welcome mat
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