Harper Conservatives receive harsh criticism for abolishing the Canada Census as the low response rate from the new voluntary “National Household Survey”, renders the data practically useless.
The U.S. East Coast is bracing for an insect infestation as up to 1 trillion red-eyed cicadas will emerge from 17 years underground in search of one thing: Sex!
The auditor General’s report states that Canada’s Conservative Government can’t account for $3 billion earmarked for ant-terrorism. In the same report he reveals that Canada’s search and rescue capability is seriously hampered by under-funding and old equipment.
Laureen Harper promotes animal adoption on a recent visit to the SPCA, while her husband, Canadian Prime Minister Harper enacts legislation that guts protection for salmon, Orcas, Polar Bears and other at-risk species!
Father in India charged after allowing his 9-year-old son to drive his Ferrari with 7-year-old brother as a passenger [and posting the video on line!].
Numerous Washington High-School dances cancelled due to low ticket sales after District’s “Face to Face, Leave Some Space” policy bans “back-to-front” dancing in attempt to prevent inappropriate contact.
Former Canadian Minister of National Defence, Paul Hellyer, asserts at hearing in Washington that “several species” of aliens have visited earth and have “been sharing technology with the US Government” He also states that some of them have “been seen shopping in Las Vegas”!!