Bulls: 3, Yanks and Brits: 0
Bull gores 2 British, 1 American during “Running of the Bulls” in Pamplona Spain
Canadian Government considers contracting out prison services, including meals
“Our B&E breakfast special remains very popular”
Health Inspectors find that private pools often have harmful levels of Chlorine
“If you value your tan, don’t go into the pool!”
Enbridge acted like “Keystone Cops” after disastrous Michigan pipeline rupture
National Transportation Safety Board Chairman blasts Enbridge for mishandling 840,000 gallon oil spill which caused $800 million in damages.
Raising livestock humanely: it’s all fine until the final chop!
“Summertime, and the livin’ is easy; come the Winter, we’ll be soup for the queasy.”
Harper names Julian Fantino to succeed Bev Oda as Canada’s International Development Minister
Fantino oversaw disastrous F-35 Stealth Fighter purchase fiasco and has little international experience.
Physicist Peter Higgs’ theory of “God Particle”, [Higgs boson], proven after 48 years!
“Now where did I put my glasses?”
Escaped Kangaroo causes traffic chaos in Washington
Republicans demand deportation of illegal alien, Democrats concerned if marsupial has health insurance.
Bob Dylan awarded Presidential Medal of Freedom, highest civilian honour in the U.S.
Relative Pitch?: President Obama declared “There was no bigger giant in the history of American music” {roll over Ives, Barber, Copland, Reich, Ellington, Carter….}
Hung, Drawn and Cultured 