” In the unlikely event of an emergency,adjust your headsets for the Lord’s prayer.”
What could possibly go wrong?Two Space tourists have paid a considerable deposit for a looped trip beyond the moon and back.SpaceX CEO,Elon Musk said”The moonshot will be entirely autonomous –unless something goes wrong.”
‘J.S. don’t phone home.’
Jeff Sessions recuses himself from any investigation into the Russian connection.
Freedom of suppress ?
The White House blocks some media outlets from a press briefing by Sean Spicer.
“I hate this time of year.”
The promise of Spring in B.C.
‘Never serve crapaud dans le trou or pouding avec creme Anglaise.’
A casserole of criticisms over a celebrated French chef chosen over locals to open an expensive casino restaurant in Montreal.
A la recherche du ‘tapes’ perdu.
113 year old footage of Marcel Proust is discovered.
Ignoring the Heffalumps in the room.
The meeting of Trump and Trudeau reminded John Ivison,writing for the National Post of Winnie the Pooh and Piglet.
Stumped at the oval.
Kellyanne Conway stumbles across an alternate universe.
Come again on Brexit.
Old Scotland wants no watery stuff/that splashes in wooden dishes/but if you wish her a grateful prayer/give her a Haggis.
Theresa May,or may not…
Opt for the hard Brexit.
