High tease.
Aye Ne Win,grandson of former dictator of Myanmar,suggested that Aung San Suu Kyi was cheap because the’old girl’ served Lipton rather than Twining tea at the state banquet.
Distracted driver.
A letter writer complained that listening to Rex Murphy’s strong opinions delivered in convoluted english caused her to drive into the ditch.
Blimey – Ninety.
colourful old trooper.
Reclaiming the high ground after mining a moral hole.
Gordon Wilson,Premier Christie Clark’s advocate for LNG,says BC has a ‘moral obligation’ to prevent many Chinese from choking on coal pollutants,by selling them LNG.
“Mind you unbend them teaspoons before putting ’em back in the drawer.”
Receiving criticism for ‘unethical institutional support for medical quackery’,UofA has cancelled it’s lecture ‘Spoonbending and the power of the mind’.
Testing the waters.
Donald Trump who has called climate a hoax,has applied for a permit to build a monster wall to keep the rising waters out of his golf course in Ireland.
“Curiouser and curiouser”.
The US. presidential campaign captures the attention of the globe.
‘So okay,we sniffed some marijuana butts……but we didn’t inhale.’
A dog,examined by the vet was apparently stoned from eating marijuana butts left by campers.
Thin skins in the elbow room.
A funny bone of contention.
Loonie-tunes.
Devaluation: The Royal Canadian Mint produce a $20 coin depicting Batman v Superman.
Hung, Drawn and Cultured 