“Old English manifesto ?”…..”Dunno, can’t read.”
The 800 year old Magna Carta on loan to Beijing university was deemed too sensitive for public display and removed to the less accessible residence of the British ambassador.
“It’s agreed ? you will fly Economy and I’ll fly Business.”
USA and Russia discuss safe flight zones over Syria.
” Pick a card,any card.”
Despite a long campaign,Elections Canada seem ill prepared to deal with a barrage of complaints.Spokesman James Hale explained that some 14% of voter information changes each year.
Lost in translation:” I have the physical strength of a caterpillar”.
Marcel Aubut resigns as president of the COC amidst allegations of harassment.
” Smile! It’s Miley”.
Twerkers of the world unite.Miley Cyrus visits BC to protest the wolf cull.
“It’s still just a hamburger”.
Macdonald’s is upscaling it”s fast food with customized burgers and table service.
“The greenhouse gas emissions are falling”.
Actually they are creeping up.There were only two years when there was a decline,at the height of the recession.
Cereal Killer killers.
London mayor,Boris Johnson praised Shoreditch’s Cereal Killer cafe,which was trashed by a mob protesting the gentrification of the district.
Rock of St.Peter.
Pope Francis will spread his uplifting message in a new rock album entitled ‘Wake up’.
Sins of emission.
VW CEO Martin winterkorn is ‘endlessly sorry’ about rigging the emission s tests.
Hung, Drawn and Cultured 