Primate Colors
US Laboratory Chimp wins $10,000 grand prize for painting created with his tongue
Always watch the Leader
North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un executes his ex-girlfriend and 11 other prominent performers while the Unhasu Orchestra and Moranbong Band are forced to watch before being disbanded and sent to prison camps.
Taking the Pedi-cure
Man intentionally swallows the preserved human toe used for the past 40 years in the preparation of the infamous “Sourtoe Cocktail” in Dawson City, Yukon
Down-Under Downton
Dame Kiri Te Kanawa will play Soprano Nellie Melba on the next season of BBC’s Downton Abbey
Cruz Misled: NOT born in the USA!
Republican Presidential hopeful Ted Cruz comes under fire from Republican hard-liners for being born in Canada.
School BYOB: Bring Your Own “De-vice”
Students now expected to bring their own computer device to school.
“My Kingdom for a Hearse!”
The War of the Roses and the Maple Leaf: The Canadian descendent of Richard III, who’s DNA was used to identify the king’s remains, joins the legal royal-battle over where to bury the monarch’s bones.
Row, Row, Rowing into the record books
The Richmond Maritime Festival set a Guinness World Record when 180 people successfully sang a collective relay rendition of “Row, Row, Row Your Boat”
A Brush with fame, bringing home a Bacon
![Paint Brushes belonging to Francis Bacon being auctioned by Christies are expected to fetch $25,000£.[Bacon's paintings sell for up to 85 million]. The used brushes are in a paint-spattered bean tin, [Bacon and beans?]](https://hungdrawnandcultured.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/06082013a.jpg)
Paint Brushes belonging to Francis Bacon being auctioned by Christies are expected to fetch $25,000£.[Bacon’s paintings sell for up to 85 million]. The used brushes are in a paint-spattered bean tin, [Bacon and beans?]
Fifty Shades of Red
London Firefighters report a huge increase in calls to free people stuck in handcuffs, which they attribute to the popularity of the book “50 Shades of Grey”
