Increasing numbers of younger and younger women turning to Botox injections
800% increase in use of anti-wrinkle toxin “Botox” in teenagers over past 4 years
“You’ve Been Trumped”, Anti-Donald Doc Trumps All!
Documentary detailing Donald Trump’s land-grabs, bullying and roughshod environmental practices while building a golf course in Scotland, rated best British Film of all time.
London installs residential rooftop missiles as part of Olympic security
“chim, chim che-ree, on the rooftops of London, coo, what a sight!”
ABCs: D-
Abbott, B.C Education Minister, vows to make reading a top priority; appoints Dockendorf “Superintendent of Reading”, but fails to mention specifics or consult teachers.
Downward Mobility?
Hell’s Angels intend to relocate from White Rock to Surrey.
[White Rock, Black Angels]
Double-Double Duty? G.I. [Cup of] Joe
Canadian Military advertises job post for “coffee commando”: clerk who’s main duties are to “prepare coffee orders, set up commanding officer’s coffee and control coffee inventory and revenue “
British Bus drivers get lost taking American and Australian Athletes to the Olympic Village
Could this be part of Britain’s strategy to win the lion’s share of medals at the Games?
Wei, “The Mistress-Killer”, China’s best-known Private Eye, is also a violinist and Dvorak enthusiast
sung to the tune of Dvorak’s “Humouresque”
Physicist Peter Higgs’ theory of “God Particle”, [Higgs boson], proven after 48 years!
“Now where did I put my glasses?”
Scientists, having found the elusive “God Particle”, now turn their attention to the “OMG Particle”
portraits of Jorge Luis Borges, author of “The Aleph”
Hung, Drawn and Cultured 