Italian Earthquake causes damage to 400,000 giant, round Parmesan cheeses as shelves collapse.
Chefs are at war with animal rights activists over California’s looming duck-liver ban
“Just try and keep a stiff upper blue lip, Albert.”
Spanish town of Pioz will take 7,058 years to pay off 16-million-Euros-debt.
In case of school gay-bullying, Romney holds down student and cuts off his hair
“God of Carnage” brings down curtain on Vancouver Playhouse
Too Munch? “The Scream” sells for 120 million dollars
“Can’t.. get…the damn… package…open!”
"Well, there goes $400 million"