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City demands licensing of motorized scooters

As the population ages, electric scooter traffic becoming an ever-"larger" problem.

As the population ages, electric scooter traffic is becoming an ever-“larger” problem.

Smart Shoes are coming!

Now it will be easier to put your foot in your mouth! [Quin Sandler creates a wearable shoe computer with embedded sensors]

Now it will be easier to put your foot in your mouth! [Quin Sandler creates a wearable shoe computer with embedded sensors]

Tooth Fairy rates rise to 4$ per tooth!

"Yes, but at least I still make house-calls."

“Yes, but at least I still make house-calls.”

If you apply, you are automatically disqualified!

The application deadline for a one-way mission to Mars has expired. The number one criteria for candidates is mental stability.

The application deadline for a one-way mission to Mars has expired. The number one criteria for candidates was mental stability.

“There is nothing like a Daimler”

Queen's Daimler, with special handbag-holder,[only driven by sweet little old lady], sells for $62,700.

Queen’s Daimler, with special handbag-holder,[only driven by sweet little old lady], sells for $62,700.

Two Canadian Navy Ships collide

Two Canadian warships collided during training exercises HMCS Algonquin heavily damaged

Two Canadian warships collided during training exercises en route to Hawaii.  HMCS Algonquin heavily damaged.

Primate Colors

US Laboratory Chimp wins $10,000 grand prize for painting created with his tongue

US Laboratory Chimp wins $10,000 grand prize for painting created with his tongue

Always watch the Leader

North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un executes his ex-girlfriend and 11 other prominent performers while the Unhasu Orchestra and Moranbong Band are forced to watch before being disbanded and sent to prison camps.

North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un executes his ex-girlfriend and 11 other prominent performers while the Unhasu Orchestra and Moranbong Band are forced to watch before being disbanded and sent to prison camps.

Taking the Pedi-cure

Man intentionally swallows the preserved human toe used for the past 40 years in the preparation of the infamous "Sourtoe Cocktail" in Dawson City, Yukon

Man intentionally swallows the preserved human toe used for the past 40 years in the preparation of the infamous “Sourtoe Cocktail” in Dawson City, Yukon

Garbage in Garbage out.

Notorious Hell's Angel gang-member  hired as Vancouver garbage-man

Notorious Hell’s Angel gang-member hired by the City of Vancouver as a garbage-collector!