“Break-in” a few eggs
![A Burglar was caught red-handed, [and red-faced?] cooking eggs in the nude in a Vancouver home.](https://hungdrawnandcultured.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/04072013.jpg)
A Burglar was caught red-handed, [and red-faced?] cooking eggs in the nude during a break-in at a Vancouver home.
“I dreamt I was flying!”
Washington farmer feeds his pigs excess marijuana stems and roots, giving new meaning to “pot-bellied pigs”.
Taco Bell [canon] fires “Jack-the Licker”
![Taco bell has fired an employee after a video, posted on youtube showing him licking a stack of taco shells, went viral. [Viruses gone viral?]](https://hungdrawnandcultured.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/12062013.jpg)
Taco Bell has fired an employee after a photo showing him licking a stack of taco shells was posted on Facebook and went viral.
Anthrax Bull-shift!
Canadian Food Inspection Agency will no longer investigate, quarantine, clean up, vaccinate or test for deadly anthrax. It will shift that responsibility to livestock producers and private Veterinarians.
Wheat and wine shortages create communion crisis
![Food shortages and foreign exchange restrictions in Venezuela are causing sacramental scarcities.[Perhaps they should try the USA's rejected GMO wheat and the Italian prisoners' wine?]](https://hungdrawnandcultured.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/04062013.jpg)
Food shortages and foreign exchange restrictions in Venezuela are causing sacramental scarcities. [“The grape juice won’t transmogrify, but we do have GMO wheat wafers”]
Wine “Cell-ar”
Prisoners on Gorgona Island in Italy become proficient wine producers.
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