Wei, “The Mistress-Killer”, China’s best-known Private Eye, is also a violinist and Dvorak enthusiast
sung to the tune of Dvorak’s “Humouresque”
Bulls: 3, Yanks and Brits: 0
Bull gores 2 British, 1 American during “Running of the Bulls” in Pamplona Spain
Grass-Fed, Grade-A
Congratulations Roger Federer: Wimbledon Trophy #7, Grand Slam # 17, World #1
Physicist Peter Higgs’ theory of “God Particle”, [Higgs boson], proven after 48 years!
“Now where did I put my glasses?”
Scientists, having found the elusive “God Particle”, now turn their attention to the “OMG Particle”
portraits of Jorge Luis Borges, author of “The Aleph”
Escaped Kangaroo causes traffic chaos in Washington
Republicans demand deportation of illegal alien, Democrats concerned if marsupial has health insurance.
“Lonesome George”: Lonesome no more?
The last of his species: Giant Galapagos Tortoise, “Lonesome George”, dies at age 100.
Rio: +20, Earth: -20 [“Peter Can’t”]
Canada’s Environment Minister Peter Kent says the lack of solid commitments, timelines and numbers at Rio Earth Summit is a “good thing”.
Re Summer Re-runs, no Re-Joycing
“Reruns past Eve and Adam’s, from swerve of Shaw to bend of BBC brings us by a commodious vicus of recirculation back to Downton Abbey and Environs”
Vatican Secretary of State blames Devil, Media, Dan Brown for recent scandals
Cardinal Tarcisio Bertone says journalists are “pretending to be Dan Brown”, creating divisions “that come from the devil.”
Hung, Drawn and Cultured 