Dietrich Fischer-Dieskau, now First Baritone in the Heavenly Choir
May 28, 1925 – May 18, 2012
Flies undone in Beijing Toilets!
Beijing public toilets must not exceed 2 flies according to new health regulations.
The Running of the Parmesans
Italian Earthquake causes damage to 400,000 giant, round Parmesan cheeses as shelves collapse.
Year 9070: “Pioz should be debt-free by now”
Spanish town of Pioz will take 7,058 years to pay off 16-million-Euros-debt.
“Send in the Clowns” to save Italy?
“5 Star Movement” led by comic Beppe Grillo, big winner over Berlusconi in Italian elections
Victoria’s other Secret
Air Marshals on high alert as underwear bombs become more sophisticated
“Let them eat crepe”
German Chancellor Merkel insists France and Greece comply with austerity measures despite voter backlash
“$120 Million.. Noooo!!”
Too Munch? “The Scream” sells for 120 million dollars
Cluster’s Last Stand? [Canada’s lack-cluster stand]
Experts say anti-cluster-bomb law is too weak and will make Canada deliberately complicit in their use
Mired in Myanmar? Brits fit to spit over Spitfires
Rival treasure-hunters in spat over reclaiming 60 pristine WWII Spitfires interred in Burma
Hung, Drawn and Cultured 