Hygge:[‘Hue-gah’] a Great Dane.
Hygge : The Danish word for enjoying life’s simple pleasures.
Big Birther.
Trump retreats from his claim that President Obama was born outside the U.S. and suggests that Hillary Clinton was first to start the rumour.
Gary Johnson stumbles into a Leppo colony(Snow Leopard Gecko).
“What’s a Leppo?” asked the presidential hopeful when quizzed on the Syrian refugee crisis.
Saint Teresa of Kolkata.
Swift canonization ensures some of mother Teresa’s critics are still with us.
” Is this the Galaxy hot line?”
Samsung recalls it’s Note 7 flagship over explosive batteries.
” The Elephant’s not in the room.”
More Elephants are being killed than are being born.Populations are declining to the likelihood of extinction within a decade.
ooh la la.The Comedie Francaise.
Mayors refuse to lift the ban on burkinis despite the French top court ruling that bans are illegal.
” We may not be top of the endangered species list anymore.”
The ‘Crystal Serenity’ disgorges 900 passengers into Cambridge Bay.
” It isn’t the spices boy.It’s the self raising concrete.”
It is difficult to verify whether KFC secret recipe has been revealed.The recipe is locked in a digital safe and encased in two feet of concrete.
Doodlesacoma.
Clean your pipes.A Bagpiper has died from inhaling mould and fungus.
Hung, Drawn and Cultured 