Quicksand;Birdbrain.
30 bystanders had to drag a French tourist out of a beach hole in which he had buried himself.
“Dressed to kill.”
Prof.Mark Collard thinks that inadequate clothing for the climate contributed to the extinction of the Neanderthals.
Terroir strikes.
Sabateurs released 50,000 litres of cheap imported wine to protect the local vintage in Sete,France.
The naming of cats is a difficult matter….
Larry needs to change his name to Disraeli or Winston to beat off Palmerston and Gladstone for Top Cat in Downing street.
Exceptional Finnish.
Einojuhani Rautavaara.Composer.1928 – July 27,2016.
All the dope on the games.
Rio drug dealers use the logo to push Olympic highs.
Flying maternity class.
Birth tourism is on the rise.Babies born to non residents in Canada gain automatic citizenship.
“Omega…..We will have to run our missile programme with Cuckoo clocks”.
Switzerland bans export of watches to North Korea.
The sound of no hands clapping.
An Australian school has outlawed applause:clapping offends the ears of those sensitive to noise.
A short list for the ‘Resignation Honours’.
The ‘Resignation Honours has been devalued by successive UK Prime Minister’s cronyism,not least by David Cameron.
