Harrild in Chile
By unwisely supplementing his income from the Santiago symphony with sotto voce blow deals,upper crust Brit Alexander Harrild is sentenced by the top brass to face the music in Uno prison.
Baaa-d meat.The blue sheep of the family.
A research lamb whose mother was genetically modified with a jelly fish protein that turned cells fluorescent,was sold as meat–presumably as glow burgers.
“Chaiko,not Schumann,Chaiko !”
![Concert pianist Paul Lewis had to cancel his performance of Mozart and Schumann concerto's after being attacked by a seagull. Chaiko= seagull [Russian.]](https://hungdrawnandcultured.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/1502201428062015.jpg)
Concert pianist Paul Lewis had to cancel his performance of Mozart and Schumann concerto’s after being attacked by a seagull. Chaiko= seagull [Russian.]
A night at the Vatican:”That’s what they call a sanity clause.”
Stephen Harper only indirectly raised the issue of an apology from the church in the residential schools scandal.
Benediction.
The suggestion that mr. and mrs. Cumberpatch call their newborn son Quentin could result,when he grew up,in initializing it to get his family name down to credit card size.
Snowfall.
Britain has pulled it’s agents out of ‘hostile countries’ after Russia and China cracked open top secret files leaked by Edward Snowden.
Adoration of the Maggi.
India,where Nestle’s Maggi noodles are very popular,have banned the product for containing high levels of lead and MSG.
” Spam overload “
Ray Kurzweil,Google’s director of engineering,says we are close to linking our brains to artificial intelligence.
” What the $$$$ is a fugue ?”
![The Rich like Mozart who died destitute.The Poor favour Bing Crosby who died rich.[UBC societal research].](https://hungdrawnandcultured.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/1502201406062015.jpg)
The Rich like Mozart who died destitute.The Poor favour Bing Crosby who died rich.[UBC societal research].
‘ About that Badger cull……..’
A cache of secret memos between Prince Charles and senior government ministers has been released after a long legal wrangle.
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