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“With this soap I thee wash…”

UK Government’s new guidelines for weddings.
Rule of Thumb.

Boris reduces the social distance to 1.5 metres.
“Forget Brexit,Dominic, forget Coronavirus and the tanking economy- there’s a Marmite crisis.”

Marmite shortage in the UK.
‘Three little words.’

Wash your hands.
Bristol scream: Edward Colston statue gets toppled into the water.

Edward Colton, Philanthropist-Slave trader, appears on both sides of the ledger.
Speakably disappointed.

John Bercow, the colourful ex-Speaker of the House of Commons, is sorry he has not been granted a Peerage.
‘There’s an empty cot in the Bunker tonight.’

Protests threaten the White House.
‘Yea. No empty house tax.’

Meng Wanzhou loses first round of her extradition hearing.
Dominic Cummings checks his moral compass before hitting the road.

