Mud sports.
The least muddied wins.
“But heh Boss….they threw in the truck for that.”
Relocation.Relocation.Liberal aides repay ‘unreasonable’ expense claims for moving.
Big Birther.
Trump retreats from his claim that President Obama was born outside the U.S. and suggests that Hillary Clinton was first to start the rumour.
Black top/Black bottom.
Sartorial fight:Montreal cab drivers are required to wear long black pants but are fined for wearing black jeans.
Gary Johnson stumbles into a Leppo colony(Snow Leopard Gecko).
“What’s a Leppo?” asked the presidential hopeful when quizzed on the Syrian refugee crisis.
” The Elephant’s not in the room.”
More Elephants are being killed than are being born.Populations are declining to the likelihood of extinction within a decade.
ooh la la.The Comedie Francaise.
Mayors refuse to lift the ban on burkinis despite the French top court ruling that bans are illegal.
” It isn’t the spices boy.It’s the self raising concrete.”
It is difficult to verify whether KFC secret recipe has been revealed.The recipe is locked in a digital safe and encased in two feet of concrete.
” ‘Bye Stephen,it’s been nice drawing you.”
Stephen Harper leaves politics.
Speedo’ events.
Speedo drops Ryan Lochte: an unfortunate unravelling of events.
Hung, Drawn and Cultured 